This blog is a shitpost and so am I
I just realized something kinda funny about Black Butler
According to the wiki Sebastian canonically doesn’t like money and views it as “rubbish”, but then he made a contract with a rich kid .
So basically, Sebastian Michaelis said eat the rich
So, if I’m to believe Twitter today Nightow apparently did mention Vash and potential love interests in an old interview and-
(please forgive the shitty google translation but ya get the gist of it)
So, what I am getting from this is:
canonically, Vash avoids falling in love with humans (and from what we can see in the manga, any sexual interaction too) because their lives are far too short and he wouldn’t be able to ‘share a full future’ with them.
Okay, okay. Mr Stampede what did you mean by this then?
Everyday, Vashwood gets more canon in a way that hurts even more than the last and I can’t stand it.
What do you mean Vash doesn’t want to fall in love with people whose lives will inevitably end before his and he ends up falling for the one guy that was doomed from the start to die young.
Mr. Nightow we need to talk.


Honestly idc what Neil Gaiman says, as far as I’m concerned Crowley’s middle name is Janthony solely bc it’s funny to think about and it feels oddly in character for him
I made a uquiz assigning you kin with an epic Greek hero
“And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone. […] When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.” 🩸
“In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.” 🌻
Two souls, reunited.
(quotes from Madelline Miller’s The Song Of Achilles)

I’ve only watched 10 episodes of Naruto but I feel like a lot of problems in this series could’ve been solved if Sasuke and Naruto just kissed